random Samjo facts

1. I was a virgin until age 19.
2. I play the flute, I used to sing (and get paid) at weddings and (once) at a bar in Denver.
3. I taught myself to sew and I can cut out clothes without a patern. In fact I can't read patterns.....
4. I collect Barbie.
5. I love country music.
6. I own 40 pairs of shoes.
7. I can make almost any jewelry. I apprenticed with a wire worker. I can do beading, etc....
8. My real hair is reddish/blonde. I was platinum blonde as a child.
9. I like anal sex.
10. Rubbing my feet makes me horny.
11. I know how to "hoe a row". That's gardening for those of you who are challenged....
12. I was 16 years old before I had my first kiss.
13. I love to cook.
14. I am Obsessive Compulsive about car door locks and fire.
15. I am a hillbilly housewife. I cook for my man and clean house and do the laundry. And I love it.
16. I know how to ride a horse.
17. I used to wander around in the hills barefoot and half naked.
18. I can't make biscuits.
19. I have eaten squirrel and it is good.
20. I can shoot a 22 better than most people.
21. I have been in 5 car accidents.
22. I have crawled through caves before (for fun).
23. I know what plants you can harvest from a field to make a salad (greens).
24. I don't like people to know exactly how smart I am, it makes most people feel the need to compete...and that is ugly.
25. I hate cooked fish, but love sushi.


These facts brought to you by the homesick, hungry, hillbilly me.
I want some corn bread and fried chicken and I want to sit on the porch and string beans and listen to the radio with my grandma. Problem is, she's been dead for 21 years.....

There are too many damn people here in Florida and they are icky and fucked up.